Who knew?
If you truly love the Earth, then you must learn how to make eco-friendly, sustainable love.
Put another way … green sex.
That’s the message from writer Stefanie Iris Weiss, who’s pushing the Prius version of l’amore to a nation hooked on Hummer love.
“EcoSex: Go Green Between the Sheets and Make Your Love Life Sustainable” is all about getting warm without the global warming guilt.
What, you thought the act of love was as natural as it gets? Au contraire!
“Hormone-based birth control is a landmine of horribleness,” the Manhattan-based author said. “It’s bad for the body, and marine life. Hormones get excreted into the water, and fish are becoming hermaphrodites.”
For women, she recommends IUDs, and for men, seek out “fair-trade” latex condoms that give the Third World a little love.
Imagine the scene:
Woman: “Is that a fair trade condom?”
Guy: “Huh?”
Woman: “Sorry, I am commited to having only green sex”
Guy: “Huh?”
Sounds like that cat fish has permanent hormone dimentia.
Somewhere there is a really good joke that I am afraid to make.
Go ahead! With a half assed black joke in the White House, how risque can a little green humor be?
Is there a green orgasm/climax with green sex and what would that be like?
Green love?
They have shots that will clear that kind of stuff up.
Not that I’d know but some have suggested that ‘shots’ lead to that!
The moral of the story’s clear.
Instead of Bourbon
Stick to beer.
What’s next, reuse the condems? That would be pretty gross green sex.
Not unless you shake the f**k out of it first….
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