As if the judge was going to ship her back to Kenya and face the wrath of Barry & Co.
A jubilant Zeituni Onyango celebrated in South Boston today after learning a U.S. immigration court granted her asylum – a decision her neighbors speculated was probably helped by her nephew, President Obama.
“It’s obvious her nephew helped,” said neighbor Marion Swain. “She’s a very nice person – very well spoken. That’s life.”
Onyango faced being deported to Kenya by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, but a judge ruled she can now apply for a work visa and green card
Work visa? Pu-leeze. Why work when she can mooch off of the hardworking taxpayers of Massachusetts until the day she doesn’t come down for breakfast.
SPITFIRE MURPHY 