“Can I Get Out Of Here, Please?” – UPDATE: Senator Liveshot Will Pay Up


Those were the last words heard from John Kerry before he slammed the door of his chauffeured SUV (must be a family member’s) after being pummelled with questions from reporters regarding his $7 million yacht’s suspicious registration in tax-free Rhode Island.

Sen. John Kerry, hounded by questions over whether he is dodging state and local taxes on his ultra-luxe $7 million sailing yacht, yesterday slammed his car door on a pack of reporters demanding to know if he would pony up to the cash-strapped commonwealth.

“Can I get out of here, please,” the harried senior senator said before sailing off into the sunset after an event at the former South Weymouth Naval Air Station .

Kerry continued to insist that he and his wife, ketchup heiress Teresa Heinz, would pay whatever taxes they owe on his new New Zealand-built Friendship sloop Isabel, but wouldn’t specifically address whether he’d cough up some $500,000 in state use and local excise taxes.


When asked yesterday whether he had brought the Isabel into Massachusetts, Kerry replied, “It depends on who owns it.”

Kerry declined to elaborate and a spokesman didn’t respond to our query, leaving us to wonder whether the senator is looking for another legal loophole to sail through.

Typical liberal.  Taxes for thee, but not for me.

Too bad he’s not up for reelection this year.  Still, it’s another reason to Remember in November.

UPDATE:  Kerry is going to cough up the $500,000.

With his reputation on the rocks, Sen. John Kerry informed Bay State tax collectors today he will cough up some $500,000 in state and local taxes for his ultra-luxe yacht Isabel.

“As we’ve said from the beginning, we have always complied with tax laws and we always will. … The payment is being made promptly,” Kerry said in a statement to the Herald today.

“We’ve reached out to the Massachusetts Department of Revenue and made clear that, whether owned or not, we intend to pay the equivalent taxes as if the boat’s home-port were currently in Massachusetts,” Kerry added.

As if it were in Massachusetts?  Come on, Senator.  Is that another botched joke?

6 thoughts on ““Can I Get Out Of Here, Please?” – UPDATE: Senator Liveshot Will Pay Up

  1. Hey loppy,missed ya! 😀

    Well isn’t that heart warming? Wondering what the useful idiots who voted for this pompous tax cheat think about footing the bill. Probably similar to what a brain dead leftist down here in CT told me in an effort to rehabilitate Chris Dodd, another champion of the small people. //

    • Hey, VT! I apologize for the lack of posting….just me being lazy. John-the-botched-joke-Kerry is the Marie Antoinette of the US Senate. He and Mama T use every tool available to shelter their investments from taxes while he lectures the rubes about needing to pay their fair share. Mr. loppyd and I paid 6 point freaking 25 in sales tax on our 19 footer (Jones Brothers – made in the US of A) while this guy who has more money than we could know in a hundred lifetimes hides his gi-normous New Zealand luxury yacht in tax-free RI. And they wonder why people are pissed off and itching to get in the voting booth this November.

  2. John Kerry proves yet again how out of touch he is, as well as his disdain for his constituents, and yet he will face no opponent or win reelection quite handily

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